i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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