I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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