I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Crop dusting thru forever 21
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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