If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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