guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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