Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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