Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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