Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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