I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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