I hate your face
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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