I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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