y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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