I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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