I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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