he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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