He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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