So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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