I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
