So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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