Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just found puke in my bra..
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
