shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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