I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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