just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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