The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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