Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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