question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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