Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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