i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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