dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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