I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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