Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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