Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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