making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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