How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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