He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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