omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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