You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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