She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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