therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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