the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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