We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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