Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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