As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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