If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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