I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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