Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Alive.
So much puke
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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