No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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