Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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