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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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