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I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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