What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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