MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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