omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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